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03 Feb 2016, 9:10 am

Woof Woof!


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03 Feb 2016, 9:46 am

One hour of sewing, and ta da, a 6 shell ammo carrier on the sling. No more "ready" shells in the pockets.

Cost nothing other than time.

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03 Feb 2016, 9:55 am

I need to get more milk for my cereal. Apple strudel and lime taste gross together.


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03 Feb 2016, 9:57 am

I eat apple Cinnamon Cheerios.


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03 Feb 2016, 9:58 am

After I polished off 3 litres of milk in one night, I haven't even thought about milk.


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03 Feb 2016, 9:58 am

Dillogic wrote:
One hour of sewing, and ta da, a 6 shell ammo carrier on the sling. No more "ready" shells in the pockets.

Cost nothing other than time.

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That's a really cool device you've got there.


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03 Feb 2016, 10:25 am

I just accidentally stabbed myself in the ankle. It's bleeding like a son of a b***h!


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03 Feb 2016, 10:35 am

The culprit:

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03 Feb 2016, 10:45 am

Ooh ouch! That must have hurt! That knife looks beastly 8-O



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03 Feb 2016, 10:46 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
I just accidentally stabbed myself in the ankle. It's bleeding like a son of a b***h!


I think I just cut a main tube!

It's not good. It's not good!


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03 Feb 2016, 10:48 am

It's deep and blood was filling my shoe.

I've bandaged it with paper towels, cotton wool and sticky tape.


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03 Feb 2016, 10:50 am

It's heavy, and it fell from about six foot, point first, straight into my ankle.


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03 Feb 2016, 11:07 am



It's just like what I had to go through just to get up to the shops in the old suburb I used to live in.


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03 Feb 2016, 11:19 am

I love having balmy weather in the early months of the year.


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03 Feb 2016, 11:20 am

Young man: The girls won't leave me alone.

Old shoemaker: That's because You've never tried Papa callonge!

Young man tries out the callonge.

Young man: It works! The girls have left me alone!

Old shoemaker: What did I tell you?

Papa callonge! It will make you smell the way you've never smelt before!


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03 Feb 2016, 11:23 am

Q. Why did the fishmonger hate his job?

A. Because it made him sell fish!


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