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23 Sep 2006, 7:52 pm

Uh, we're as good as anyone else. Don't get your point.

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23 Sep 2006, 7:57 pm

We can...it's called the philosophy of the flatlanders.

Why has'nt Beer conquered the world yet??



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23 Sep 2006, 7:59 pm

It still has to settle it's differences with wine.

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23 Sep 2006, 8:00 pm

Because vodka's putting up a good fight, almost as good as coke's.

Why can't I leave WP?



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23 Sep 2006, 8:03 pm

You're having too much fun here (I've got a similar problem, it's 1:00 in the afternoon and I haven't had breakfast yet!)

Can I go and make my breakfast?


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23 Sep 2006, 8:04 pm

Only if it has beer instead of milk.

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23 Sep 2006, 8:04 pm

Yes, but it's Beer and cornflakes!

What's the breakfast of champions??



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23 Sep 2006, 8:06 pm

Beer and chips!

We're all answering the wrong questions... no wonder it's Wrong Planet.

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23 Sep 2006, 8:08 pm

With your hands.

What is the square root of 6,294,372



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23 Sep 2006, 8:11 pm

2508.858705.....

Why won't my calculator show more numbers?



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23 Sep 2006, 8:19 pm

superfantastic wrote:
Uh, we're as good as anyone else. Don't get your point.


Oh yeah! I forgot!

^^Because then the calculator could'nt fit in your pocket.

Why does my radio pick up aircraft communications (it's true, it's really annoying!)?


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23 Sep 2006, 8:19 pm

It's on strike.

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23 Sep 2006, 11:58 pm

The technology is still in its Infancy.

Would I be able to make it, living in an isolated house in the Country?



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24 Sep 2006, 12:08 am

Yeah, but you then own fifty thousand kittens and they overflow your house.


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24 Sep 2006, 12:20 am

KBABZ wrote:
Yeah, but you then own fifty thousand kittens and they overflow your house.


You forgot to post a question MINUS 15 YARDS, REPEAT THE DOWN!!


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24 Sep 2006, 12:29 am

^Aaah!! ! Okay, okay! Why is paper white when wood is brown (no really, why? I've always wanted to know...)?


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