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27 Aug 2011, 11:27 am

If you put a raisin in the ground and water it, in 3-6 weeks you'll get a prune sapling. In 2-3 you'll be able to grow your own prunes.



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27 Aug 2011, 11:30 am

johnsmcjohn wrote:
If you put a raisin in the ground and water it, in 3-6 weeks you'll get a prune sapling. In 2-3 you'll be able to grow your own prunes.


hehe



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27 Aug 2011, 11:33 am

'tea' spelled backwards is 'crumhorn'.


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27 Aug 2011, 11:53 am

I am the fish that doesn't exist



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27 Aug 2011, 12:07 pm

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Every single one of you is unique and has something to contribute to society.


Everyone is the same, and you know it! :tongue:


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27 Aug 2011, 12:16 pm

I'm inside-out! 8O


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27 Aug 2011, 12:26 pm

I've toppled over!


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27 Aug 2011, 12:29 pm

My ears don't hurt.



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27 Aug 2011, 12:40 pm

I'm brimming with energy.



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27 Aug 2011, 12:45 pm

identity is a horrible person!


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27 Aug 2011, 12:47 pm

I am full.


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27 Aug 2011, 1:01 pm

Cats float, but they float better when properly inflated.


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27 Aug 2011, 1:24 pm

During floating, cats have a more enhanced sense of awareness, and can also see through walls to find cones.


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27 Aug 2011, 1:25 pm

Peanuts fart.


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27 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

I loOove weeaboos; WrongPlanet has never had a weeaboo member, though.



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27 Aug 2011, 2:02 pm

I know what a weeaboo is. :roll:


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