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10 Mar 2021, 4:03 am

Only when drunk on next door's home made wine. Who thought creosote could taste so good?

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10 Mar 2021, 9:34 am

only on tuesdays.

will there really be a morning?



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10 Mar 2021, 9:41 am

Of course not! Mornings are a relict of Soviet propaganda.

Why does my eyelid hurt?


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10 Mar 2021, 9:48 am

blame the devil. pray for divine help for blepharitis and conjunctivitis. [not so wrong]

who invented arthritis?



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10 Mar 2021, 10:10 am

An arthist.

Are fish healthy?


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10 Mar 2021, 10:10 am

when they wanna be.

are birds healthy?



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10 Mar 2021, 11:36 am

Only if you ensure they are raw when you eat them.

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11 Mar 2021, 2:11 pm

Only if you eat them whole and alive, in one bite. Otherwise, you risk birdene poisoning.

Is a stag beetle a stag or a beetle?


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11 Mar 2021, 2:19 pm

neither, it is a quark.

what is a watt?



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11 Mar 2021, 2:24 pm

The standard scientific unit of curiousity.

What happens if you eat pumpkin rind?


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11 Mar 2021, 2:25 pm

you will have orange poop.

what happens if you eat watermelon rind?



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11 Mar 2021, 2:28 pm

A unicorn dies.

Who is the greatest person on Earth?


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11 Mar 2021, 2:29 pm

Mr. Whipple.

Why do you NOT squeeze the Charmin?



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11 Mar 2021, 2:34 pm

The Charmin squeezes back. Hard.

What do steeplejacks do?


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11 Mar 2021, 2:38 pm

They don't steeplechase....that's for sure!

Why are there hurdles in some sprint running races?



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11 Mar 2021, 2:49 pm

They keep cars outside of the track.

How to attract a pigeon?


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