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04 Feb 2016, 7:22 pm

I remember some of the things I used to do as a kid..<laughs>


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04 Feb 2016, 7:57 pm

Young woman: There's a creep who keeps touching me at work.

Older woman: I've got a perfume for you called Granny.

Young woman sprays perfume on herself.

Young woman walking into the office.

Young man walks up to the young woman: You smell. I don't find you very attractive anymore.

Young woman says to older woman: Hey! It works!

Older woman: What did I tell you?

Granny - it will make you smell the way that you've never smelt before


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04 Feb 2016, 8:00 pm

Hi there Rebel, I hope your day has went well?


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04 Feb 2016, 8:01 pm

I should go check my mail.


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04 Feb 2016, 8:09 pm

I wish I had somebody like Thing to check my mail.

Anybody remember Thing, who was the pet hand of the Addams Family?



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04 Feb 2016, 8:33 pm

^I do, but only because my mum and dad told me.


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04 Feb 2016, 8:53 pm

I'd rather look like a blue soldier than a green minion.


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04 Feb 2016, 8:54 pm

^How are you doing? :)


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04 Feb 2016, 8:56 pm

How do you feel about Colonel Klink?



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04 Feb 2016, 9:00 pm

I like all the old shows. They keep my mind off my problems.


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04 Feb 2016, 9:02 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
I wish I had somebody like Thing to check my mail.

Anybody remember Thing, who was the pet hand of the Addams Family?


Don't you mean, you wish you had somehand like Thing?

He didn't really have a body.


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04 Feb 2016, 9:09 pm

I came out as Transgender and feeling more German than British in the same week and I'm not in trouble.


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04 Feb 2016, 9:12 pm

I need to eat more.


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04 Feb 2016, 9:14 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
I wish I had somebody like Thing to check my mail.

Anybody remember Thing, who was the pet hand of the Addams Family?


Don't you mean, you wish you had somehand like Thing?

He didn't really have a body.


I remember Thing.


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04 Feb 2016, 9:18 pm


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04 Feb 2016, 9:24 pm

I did it my way. I've changed my way and I'm very sick of Nutrisystem.


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