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Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was black as charcoal.
And everytime it wagged it's tail,
You could see it's little a***hole.

Not last night but the night before, three little buggers, knocked at my door.
I went down stairs to let them in. They hit me on the head with a bowling pin.
The bowling pin was made of glass.
I slipped over and cut my arse.

I can't remember the rest of it.

Something about getting an appendage caught in an electric fence and the little three buggers, chopped it off.

It'll come to me later LOL

Mary stood on the harbour bridge,
A gusty wind was blowing.
She didn't know where it came from,
But she knew where it was going.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was black as sooty
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty foot he pooty.

Mary had a little lamb,
It followed her to uni.
Now the lamb's an engineer.
And Mary's still a looney.

I'm out.

How do you know so many Mary had a little lambs?

Ahh,

Mary had a little lamb the doctors had a fit!

Mary had a little cat,
Then she got another.
Soon she had a hundred cats,
And died from being smothered.

I looked this one up:

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day,
It followed her to school one day,
And a big black dog f****d it!

I should do what I was doing when I was working at God's Little Acre. I should pack up a plastic bag filled with fruits and veggies and fill up on those during my breaks. I'll take a 30 minute break so I'll have time to fill myself up. Speaking of that, I should be doing that at Stepping Stones as well.

Mary had a little lamb,
It was a psycopath.
It killed it's fellow woolly friends,
And in blood it had a bath.

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school,
Between two hunks of bread.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the king's horses, and all the king's men,
said "F*** him, He's only an egg"

Whenever I get on here with you Raleigh, off goes my head and on goes a pumpkin!

We all get turned down.

I'm not the only one who wears a war helmet. Alfred P Doolittle wears one too.

I like Schultz's helmet much more than I like the German helmets from World War One.