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14 Sep 2014, 9:47 pm

A truly clever person can fix the stupidity of idiots.



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14 Sep 2014, 10:43 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I am a cartoon character.

i have never wanted to be a cartoon character.


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14 Sep 2014, 11:50 pm

I am literally The Internet.



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14 Sep 2014, 11:53 pm

i once bought a nuclear warhead off of amazon. blue light special.


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15 Sep 2014, 12:10 am

I'm not going to make dumplings to put in my stew later.



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15 Sep 2014, 8:46 am

The Queen just let me slip in front of her at the checkout queue in the supermarket. She had lots of tins of dog food, I had just a carton of milk.


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15 Sep 2014, 9:02 am

The queen doesn't need shaving.



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15 Sep 2014, 9:37 am

the queen is my granny.


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15 Sep 2014, 9:49 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
the queen is my granny.


Ah, mine too! :D



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15 Sep 2014, 9:51 am

The Queen is very concerned about the fact that she is being discussed on this website.

She told me so.



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15 Sep 2014, 9:57 am

DeepHour wrote:
The Queen is very concerned about the fact that she is being discussed on this website.

She told me so.


Ah you're also her grandchild I presume :D



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15 Sep 2014, 10:05 am

Parliament is openly aware of this post, and shall meet tomorrow morning to discuss it.


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15 Sep 2014, 10:09 am

Parliament will also discuss the burning issue of the quality of the queen's razors.



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15 Sep 2014, 10:20 am

parliament is composed primarily of grunge musicians.


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15 Sep 2014, 12:09 pm

Parliament is currently seeking m***et trolls, as hairy as possible. Applications will be accepted till Friday evening, CET.



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15 Sep 2014, 12:12 pm

Willie and Kate invite me out all of the time. They tell me that being seen with me makes folks think that they have class!