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06 Feb 2016, 8:01 pm

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I deserve to have the life I want. I need to do something to achieve it.


We all do - CLAIM IT - Take what's naturally yours!


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06 Feb 2016, 8:02 pm

I've LOVED this song ever since I was a boy! Listen to the lyrics!


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06 Feb 2016, 8:07 pm

1968 is now officially my favourite year, because that's the year that the entire world re-opened their hearts to Germany.


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06 Feb 2016, 8:09 pm

Okay so I can't get high so I knocked on a friends door tripping balls telling him I am going through withdraw, he said he couldn't help me but I offered him some money for a beer and I got a 40.

count to three and I am going down the whole thing,

1...



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3..

here it goes!



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06 Feb 2016, 8:16 pm

I am drunk...

Wow thats the fastest I have ever gotten drunk, I am not quite there yet but I feel it coming on. My friend used to down 40s, its the first time I've done that, I almost puked.



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06 Feb 2016, 8:25 pm

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I am drunk...

Wow thats the fastest I have ever gotten drunk, I am not quite there yet but I feel it coming on. My friend used to down 40s, its the first time I've done that, I almost puked.


I've been drinking wine like water now for over a week and I'm still not drunk. I'm feeling cheated.

My body's s**t. It doesn't respond to opiates (which was a real pisser when I had severe shoulder pain), I can't get drunk anymore.

There's nothing left.

Gord 'elp Me!


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06 Feb 2016, 8:39 pm

I've gone through enough wine to kill a small pony and still, I'm not drunk. What the hell's going on?


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06 Feb 2016, 8:44 pm

Ah, bugger this. I'm going to bed!


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06 Feb 2016, 8:44 pm

I drunk enough for this to make some sense



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06 Feb 2016, 8:45 pm

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Ah, bugger this. I'm going to bed!


Goodnight man, I am going to watch a movie drunk



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06 Feb 2016, 8:46 pm

dcj123 wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Ah, bugger this. I'm going to bed!


Goodnight man, I am going to watch a movie drunk


I'm not actually going to bed. It's 12:46pm here.

I might watch a movie too.


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06 Feb 2016, 8:50 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
dcj123 wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Ah, bugger this. I'm going to bed!


Goodnight man, I am going to watch a movie drunk


I'm not actually going to bed. It's 12:46pm here.

I might watch a movie too.


I just downed a 40 of 12% malt liquor and I am going to try and find my neighbour for some vodka, brb