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Ska kind of sounds like 40s German music.

My downstairs neighbors have people over again and they've been loud ever since I got home (hours ago). I suspect it has something to do with that stupid sports thing.

^That's mean!

I've been twitterpated all day today.

You know what Captcha, I am a robot and I'm not going to stand for your discrimination any longer. And by the way, if the front end of a kayak doesn't count as a boat, then a smoothie can't count as juice!

I am the prefect high, not high enough to act like an idiot but high enough to be at a complete peace, music on and nothing matters.

It's good to know that Mick Avory is still alive. I should keep him as a role model instead of choosing Richard Simmons. Avory's much more my speed.

He looks like Peter Tork.

Should I listen to Farah Abraham next? On second thought, no.

Stop crying, Shelby ANNE Munro. You're five years old. Here's a Union Jack to cry in! It's time to drop the ANNE and replace it with Schultz. Anne is such a British spelling of that name. I can't live up to it anymore since I've had my third burnout due to acidic diet pills. Anne is a lofty expectation in itself in two ways. I bet my Great Grandma Cousins picked it out in the delivery room when I was born. Another Canadian to train into being a British subject so they can be prince or princess one day. I'm no longer in training. I'm through. I feel more German than British and I've always have. My dad can have his Anne. I want it to be easy for me to be under the Munro name from now on.

The British Munro and the German Schultz are having trouble sleeping. There's nothing new there. Munro is on the Internet on his PC drinking a stiff drink, wondering why his big Schultzie didn't come out as Trans and German in 1998. Schultz is in the cooler, I mean the spare bedroom cooling his head off because he won't be with his Munro parents next weekend. His mind is going around in circles because yesterday and last night was the first time in 22 years that he actually communicated with his Anglo-Dad. It didn't go as well as expected, but he's willing to do anything to make it work in 2016 at the age of 41. He also forgot his Sleepytime Tea at home.

My dad and I are both hot messes right now.

My dad has two Krista Decks (an old German neighbour) on his hands instead of just one and I'm licking some wounds that are three decades old.