Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)

Page 54 of 244 [ 3904 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57 ... 244 Next

Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 10,617
Location: Behind the wheel

24 Sep 2006, 2:08 am

Because paper(or the mulch that goes into making paper) is bleached during manufacture.

Why do humans have to wear clothes??. I mean, other animals dont have to wear any.

KBABZ
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 20 Sep 2006
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,012
Location: Middle Earth. Er, I mean Wellywood. Wait, Wellington.

24 Sep 2006, 3:03 am

Because the fabric got offended during the Stone Age for not being appreciated, but the tale has long since been forgotten.

Why the heck do I want a tail?

_________________
I was sad when I found that she left
But then I found
That I could speak to her,
In a way
And sadness turned to comfort
We all go there

Pug
Deinonychus

Joined: 5 Sep 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 332
Location: Stardusk

24 Sep 2006, 9:54 am

So you can do the Tail Wipe Attack (50 damage + 3d6 bludgeoning damage, with d6 roll=3+ stunned)

Why is the sun hot?

One-Winged-Angel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,860
Location: Under your bed, in your closet, in your head

24 Sep 2006, 11:53 am

So it can burn us off the face of the earth.

Why are my eyes green?

lae
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 13 May 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 786

24 Sep 2006, 1:20 pm

They are not, they are just reflecting that color.

Why is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush? It sounds like risking a handful of bird crap to me.

CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 121,144
Location: In my own little country

24 Sep 2006, 1:26 pm

Because it's two Lady Birds to every Gentleman Bird.

Is Mod Culture considered to be an Alternative Culture, in today's world?

superfantastic
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,113

24 Sep 2006, 1:45 pm

Today, yes (maybe not so much 30 years ago).

Why does the "insert" key seem to press itself on its own?! Arghh.

Scrapheap
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Nov 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,685
Location: Animal Farm

24 Sep 2006, 1:47 pm

Because we live in a space-time-coninuium-warp-bubble.

What is the average velocity of an unladen sparrow??

_________________
All hail Comrade Napoleon!! !

superfantastic
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Jul 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,113

24 Sep 2006, 1:48 pm

50 mph (depends on who throws it).

Where did I leave my watch?

One-Winged-Angel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,860
Location: Under your bed, in your closet, in your head

24 Sep 2006, 2:22 pm

On your wrist.

Why did Tony Jay have to die?

Raph522
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 May 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 13,717

24 Sep 2006, 6:27 pm

whos tony jay?...(<my question and answer)

_________________
snowcone

One-Winged-Angel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,860
Location: Under your bed, in your closet, in your head

24 Sep 2006, 9:50 pm

An old man.

Why wont the voices in your head leave me alone.

tinky
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Mar 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 8,015
Location: en la luna bailando con las vacas

24 Sep 2006, 10:00 pm

because i didn't order their pizza yet.

why did the dyslexic chicken cross the road?

_________________
tinky is currently trying to overcome anatidaephobia. They're out there and they will find you...

tinky's WP Mod email account: tinkywp@yahoo.com

you may tire of the world but the world will never tire of you

One-Winged-Angel
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,860
Location: Under your bed, in your closet, in your head

25 Sep 2006, 6:38 am

Because it didn't know there were land mines.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Scrapheap
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Nov 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,685
Location: Animal Farm

25 Sep 2006, 11:42 pm

It was nailed to the Chicken

How do you spell relief??

_________________
All hail Comrade Napoleon!! !

KBABZ
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 20 Sep 2006
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,012
Location: Middle Earth. Er, I mean Wellywood. Wait, Wellington.

25 Sep 2006, 11:57 pm

With a chicken.

Why is my printer out of paper?

_________________
I was sad when I found that she left
But then I found
That I could speak to her,
In a way
And sadness turned to comfort
We all go there

Page 54 of 244 [ 3904 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57 ... 244 Next

Jump to:

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!) Post Reply New Topic

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)