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When someone uses underhanded methods, does that mean he/she did something underneath their hands?

when I use the toilet, I employ underhanded methods for cleanup.

I fight weight gain by not exercising, not eating healthily, and drinking lots of vodka and Pepsi. I'm sure this will make me thinner and healthier in a couple of months.

my underwear is a weak bad air filter, and a strong pharticle philter.

i glued my wallet to my forehead, so i could always have my money on my mind and my mind on my money.

paul manafort thought he was protected by a manned fort.

I made a college out of twigs. It will run courses and studies in woodwork, stick shift technology and the subtle art of barking. I'm gonna call it Green Leaf community college, and if it's successful then I will branch out and make more for all yew people who deserve a fir chance at life.

I wish it would snow in the summer when it's warmer.

if the world is round, why don't the people in australia fall off?

Are Tibetan Spaniels from Tibet?

why don't the people with the surname "schitt" change their names?

If they don't start firework displays until after dark, how do people see them?

how come europe never wins the super bowl?

with the bad-boy behavior of many pro athletes, I don't know why there is no "toilet bowl" for them to play in.

If I die does that mean I'm dead?

If leotard is pronounced Lee-oh-tard then why isn't leopard pronounced Lee-oh-pard?