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11 Mar 2021, 2:51 pm

Certainly not by being a stool pigeon!

Do you believe in ratting out rats?



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11 Mar 2021, 3:00 pm

I often do it. It's important to use a proper ratting iron for the task, though, or they can end up looking a bit ratty.

How do they get the holes into Swiss cheese?


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11 Mar 2021, 3:38 pm

with a bunch o' people shooting at the blocks of cheese with tommy guns.

how many holes does it take to fill the albert hall?



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12 Mar 2021, 4:50 am

One ***hole whose ego fills the whole place.

Are wheelbarrows funny?



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12 Mar 2021, 5:24 am

Yes but you're not supposed to say it. They're easily offended.

How to play darts?


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12 Mar 2021, 5:55 am

Put on a blindfold and spin around several times before throwing. If you hear yells of pain throw more, you are on target.

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12 Mar 2021, 7:22 am

by putting them back in the box and playing cards instead.

how to play parchisi?



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12 Mar 2021, 7:29 am

You burn it, bury it and never speak about it again.

What time is it in Australia now?


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12 Mar 2021, 7:57 am

Half past wallaby.

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12 Mar 2021, 8:05 am

It's hard to answer - on Southern Hemisphere clocks go the opposite direction.

What are stars made of?


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12 Mar 2021, 8:10 am

Flesh and blood though many have significant quantities of silicone and Botox in them as well.

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12 Mar 2021, 8:27 am

flaming starfish.

what are brains made out of?



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12 Mar 2021, 8:29 am

Mustard and horseradish.

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12 Mar 2021, 8:31 am

jello mold.

what are intestines made out of?



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12 Mar 2021, 8:32 am

Thunder and liquorice.

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12 Mar 2021, 8:41 am

kosher chitluns

what are light beams made out of?