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01 Oct 2014, 4:13 pm

And puberty is contagious too.

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01 Oct 2014, 4:22 pm

I put the moon in my pocket, it got lost in the wash.

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01 Oct 2014, 4:46 pm

I have tiny scallop shells where my fingernails should be.

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01 Oct 2014, 5:19 pm

Whenever I am about to take a bath I get a huge craving for toast and take the toaster and some bread, butter, and jam into the tub with me. The toast tends to get a little soggy but if I spill jam on myself it washes off right away.

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01 Oct 2014, 6:15 pm

Champs-Élysées is actually spelled Sha Zelize.

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01 Oct 2014, 8:19 pm

I want to get a big, fat boob job.

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01 Oct 2014, 9:05 pm

Left turn Clyde. :arrow:

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01 Oct 2014, 9:20 pm

I have a good singing voice.

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02 Oct 2014, 10:31 am

I have friends, they're just invisible.

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02 Oct 2014, 10:50 am

i've got super giant buff arms, RAAHH.

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02 Oct 2014, 4:17 pm

I love the look of muscles.

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02 Oct 2014, 6:19 pm

Junk food is actually made out of real junk, as in old discarded things like empty cans, old tires, plastic bottles and last month's newspapers.

...well, maybe that isn't all *that* far from the truth! :eew:

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02 Oct 2014, 6:24 pm

I never lose my temper. DO YOU HEAR ME?!? I SAID I NEVER LOSE MY TEMPER, NEVER NEVER NEVER NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV-ER!! !! ! *smash, crack, pow* :wall: