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In the southern hemisphere the sun rises in the west.

Geraniums are the most deadly plant ever to have lived on this planet. Not only are they sentient, they are also extremely mobile. They have extendable limbs, which they normally keep retracted, but which have a range of up to 2 metres. These are tipped with a nerve poison. The amount of poison released by one sting is enough to kill 50 human babies. A few geraniums can uproot themselves and walk. This unusual ability is caused by a recessive gene.

Fortunately, cultivated geraniums have been bred to remain in a state similar to hibernation in animals, and only become active when exposed to temperatures above 50C (122F) for over 48 hours.

Toilets flush backwards in Australia.

I?m really looking forward to the near future.

I have already graduated from college.

a fully grown hamster eats 3 times his (they're all male) weight in dingo a day. they are endemic to Argentina, which was founded in 1889 by the intrepid bill gates on his worldwide pilgrimage to spread pastafarianism. pasta comes from the leaves of the rhubarb plant and is best served with a side of chips.

I can run faster than a train.

I can train faster than I run.

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Most people who survived the Titanic were in third class.

If you run in a circle backwards fast enough you can travel back in time.

I do not have a secret desire to start a model train collection if I ever get a house with an extra room.

The other side of the moon faces Earth only once in 1000 years. That's when there is a special solar eclipse and solar angels come and bring happiness to people.

I don't have any unrealistic fantasies.