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19 Feb 2016, 3:31 pm

Our sensory apparatus is certainly quite fallible and quite readily influenced by what we believe, what we expect.

I think some people just are looking for answers and other outlets in our society may not as readily provide those kinds of answers.

People who are more anxious tend to believe in the paranormal. People who are more afraid of dying.

Another trait associated with belief in the paranormal is intolerance of ambiguity. That is, people who need answers more, are more likely to be the people who believe in the paranormal.

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19 Feb 2016, 3:34 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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19 Feb 2016, 3:40 pm

TheAP wrote:

ImAnAspie wrote:

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

YES

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19 Feb 2016, 3:50 pm

How do you confuse an Irishman?

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19 Feb 2016, 3:58 pm

^ I can think of many ways, but none work as a punchline. What's your way ImAnAspie?

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19 Feb 2016, 3:59 pm

Show him three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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19 Feb 2016, 4:02 pm

Give him a packet of M&Ms and ask him to put them in alphabetical order.

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19 Feb 2016, 4:07 pm

^ But those aren't specific to Irishmen.

There's a "tree" joke in there somewhere.....

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19 Feb 2016, 4:10 pm

Those answers could be for how to confuse an Aspie. It would confuse me if someone said that.

Others I know are:
Put him in a round room and ask him to stand in the corner.
Record him speaking and play it back to him.

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19 Feb 2016, 4:13 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:

How do you confuse an Irishman?

You've left us hanging.....

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19 Feb 2016, 4:22 pm

The suspense is killing me!

-Ask him to file American taxes?
-Ask him what the Irish president (not Taoiseach) actually does?

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19 Feb 2016, 4:25 pm

Sorry. I had some work to do.

Stick him in a room with 2 shovels and tell him to take his pick

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19 Feb 2016, 4:26 pm

-Give him a cold Guiness in a well lit "pub"

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19 Feb 2016, 4:28 pm

Do you guys have Irish jokes as well? I know all countries make fun of some nationality but in Australia, it's usually the Irish and Kiwis

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19 Feb 2016, 4:31 pm

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown?

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19 Feb 2016, 4:32 pm

I've got plenty :mrgreen:

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