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19 Feb 2016, 4:32 pm

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown?

"Does this taste a bit funny to you?"

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19 Feb 2016, 4:33 pm

AuroraBorealisGazer wrote:

ImAnAspie wrote:

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal when they were eating a clown?

"Does this taste a bit funny to you?"

Correct

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19 Feb 2016, 4:34 pm

Go Aurora - I won't cheat and look up the answers. No Cheating!

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19 Feb 2016, 4:38 pm

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

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19 Feb 2016, 4:40 pm

Put some boogie in it.

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19 Feb 2016, 4:40 pm

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

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19 Feb 2016, 4:41 pm

DoNotDisturb wrote:

Put some boogie in it.

Yep

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19 Feb 2016, 4:41 pm

How does a Kiwi find his sheep in long grass?

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19 Feb 2016, 4:42 pm

I'm trying to find this funny video of animals doing the Northern Ireland accent....but I can't find it! Gr.

Okay...hold on.

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19 Feb 2016, 4:44 pm

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How does a Kiwi find his sheep in long grass?

I don't know but I know about Kiwis and their sheep

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19 Feb 2016, 4:45 pm

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How does a Kiwi find his sheep in long grass?

Very delightful :wink:

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19 Feb 2016, 4:46 pm

I suspect everyone's seen this but it's hilarious!

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19 Feb 2016, 4:47 pm

DoNotDisturb wrote:

How does a Kiwi find his sheep in long grass?

Very delightful :wink:

LOL

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19 Feb 2016, 4:50 pm

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

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19 Feb 2016, 4:55 pm

Still can't find it. And now my own irish-pain-in-the-arse is making me do his taxes! :evil:
back later.

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19 Feb 2016, 5:05 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

A catastrophe?

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