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04 Oct 2014, 2:24 pm

the sun is actually an enormous lightbulb that came to being in 1961 when the soviets launched it into space in hopes that it would improve food harvests worldwide.

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04 Oct 2014, 8:33 pm

I'm a big fat liar!

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04 Oct 2014, 9:13 pm

i can trust rodents to do an amphibians job.

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05 Oct 2014, 12:06 am

I love tampon commercials.

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05 Oct 2014, 7:29 am

^ The link to the above blog works.

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05 Oct 2014, 10:40 am

Couch potato can be made either from potatoes or sweet potatoes. It is a popular potato dish in Australia.

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05 Oct 2014, 1:07 pm

I love looking after my friends when they're pissed

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05 Oct 2014, 1:39 pm

i love looking after my sims when they are stressed. their names are capitalized and their personalities compliment each other very well, even in the giant house they inhabit.

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05 Oct 2014, 1:39 pm

jk1 wrote:

Couch potato can be made either from potatoes or sweet potatoes. It is a popular potato dish in Australia.

I love gravy on my couch potatoes!

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05 Oct 2014, 8:59 pm

I'm wearing a G-string right now.

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05 Oct 2014, 9:25 pm

^That's soooo hot!

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05 Oct 2014, 9:37 pm

i love scraping cockateil sh** off the aviary floor and replacing their putrid water at 2 in the morning.

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05 Oct 2014, 11:17 pm

I found enough change under my couch cushions to buy my own private jet.

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05 Oct 2014, 11:32 pm

my sims are very happy.

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06 Oct 2014, 2:51 am

Autism is a growing epidemic caused by vaccines.

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06 Oct 2014, 6:23 pm

I don't have any pot plants in my backyard.

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