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06 Oct 2014, 6:39 pm

how can you be with him?

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06 Oct 2014, 10:06 pm

This smiley :geek: is my identical twin.

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06 Oct 2014, 10:52 pm

iPhones are the best type of phone

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06 Oct 2014, 10:54 pm

my iphone is super lightning fast and has zillions of gigabytes of memory!

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07 Oct 2014, 12:00 am

Dentist visits are my favorite thing to do!

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07 Oct 2014, 5:56 pm

Ebola is just another name for Autism.

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07 Oct 2014, 6:27 pm

i am scared of ebola.

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07 Oct 2014, 8:22 pm

Aliens came and abducted my brother... yet again.

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07 Oct 2014, 11:06 pm

i own a restaurant that serves only the reddest borscht and greatest pampushkas..

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08 Oct 2014, 12:20 am

I had silverfish for supper tonight.

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08 Oct 2014, 2:21 am

All my imaginary friends are envious of me.

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08 Oct 2014, 11:44 am

I own an iMicrowave and an iWashingMachine that are compatible with my iPhone. I also had iChicken for lunch, which is also compatible with my iPhone. I also wash my hair with iShampoo, which is also compatible with iPhone. I have so many Apple products.

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08 Oct 2014, 3:15 pm

I have an iTrain.

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08 Oct 2014, 6:41 pm

I just bought an iBusPass.

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09 Oct 2014, 11:05 am

i'm listening to Die Antwoord and snapchatting at the same time on my iDinnerPlate 5S. it cost me $400 without the auto-polishing function and charger included.

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09 Oct 2014, 12:15 pm

I am always on time.

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