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12 Oct 2014, 2:39 am

i'm 9 today. :alien:

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12 Oct 2014, 11:25 am

Everything is made of microscopic cakes. The arrangement of cakes determines whether something is edible for humans or not. Most things are not edible. However, if these tiny cakes are enlarged using a magnifying lens, we will be able to eat them with no bad effects.



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12 Oct 2014, 12:34 pm

Red Bull gives you wings



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12 Oct 2014, 3:03 pm

the expression on my current avatar directly reflects the state of affairs in laos.


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12 Oct 2014, 4:40 pm

I am an attractive blonde.


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12 Oct 2014, 8:06 pm

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12 Oct 2014, 8:08 pm

my dog did my homework for me



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12 Oct 2014, 8:36 pm

I'm not having soup for lunch.



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12 Oct 2014, 9:21 pm

It would really upset me if the history channel replaced Ancient Aliens with a series about time capsules and their contents.



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12 Oct 2014, 9:54 pm

Humpty Dumpty made a great omelette!


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12 Oct 2014, 9:57 pm

I can't wait for the new nicki minaj album to come out.



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12 Oct 2014, 10:15 pm

RoadRatt wrote:
Humpty Dumpty made a great omelette!

that sounds true actually!

..i was a little goatshiner.


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13 Oct 2014, 12:26 pm

You should never put a virus-infected device near other devices. The virus can easily spread to all of them. Ideally an infected device should be kept in a separate room.



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13 Oct 2014, 4:25 pm

I am Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk.


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13 Oct 2014, 5:35 pm

I can't think of ANYONE better than Justin Bieber to voice KITT in the new Knight Rider reboot.



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14 Oct 2014, 8:22 pm

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