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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
What is there to grasp, Grasshopper?
capricasix Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 16 Feb 2014Age: 48Gender: FemalePosts: 195
You wouldn't see it if it was in from of your nose. But at least you have one.
At least I have what? A grasshopper?
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
what's that you say, you got outsmarted by a grasshopper?
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
Stop calling me a Grasshopper! I'm a Katydid!
You're all a load of mop heads.
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You're a wet dish.
You're a drip.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
You eat soup with your hands.
You need to clean your ear holes out.
Your brain needs to be serviced every 24 hours.
You're Jimmy three chins.
You're about as interesting as a raw potato.
You are a spud.
You misspelled STUD.
Dream on!