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06 Jun 2011, 5:26 pm

'scuse me mister - did you know your cat's just exploded?
Or to (cautiously) put it another way - your pusseh's just gone bang. (dang post censoring :evil: )


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06 Jun 2011, 5:29 pm

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06 Jun 2011, 5:30 pm

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'scuse me mister - did you know your cat's just exploded?
Or to (cautiously) put it another way - your pusseh's just gone bang. (dang post censoring :evil: )


BOOOOOOOOOOOM!


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06 Jun 2011, 5:33 pm

Cornflake wrote:
'scuse me mister - did you know your cat's just exploded?
Or to (cautiously) put it another way - your pusseh's just gone bang. (dang post censoring :evil: )


It meant to be all jumpin' owt at da screen for ya'll. All grrrr and scary an' shizzle.


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06 Jun 2011, 5:33 pm

Tabbies in spaaaaace!


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06 Jun 2011, 5:36 pm

"shizzle"? What manner of speech is this, pray tell? Art thou a loon, young sir?
How does one, umm, "shizzle", exactly?


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06 Jun 2011, 5:39 pm

A colloquial term for feces I believe.


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06 Jun 2011, 5:41 pm

Cornflake wrote:
"shizzle"? What manner of speech is this, pray tell? Art thou a loon, young sir?
*How does one, umm, "shizzle", exactly?


It's just my hard knock life, rather like Annie.

*Just watch 'The Human Centipede' if you really want to know how I 'shizzle'.
(Or don't.... In fact, please don't. Maybe just watch a Snoop Dog music video instead).


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06 Jun 2011, 5:43 pm

What, in peoples mouths?


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06 Jun 2011, 5:44 pm

Yes, I watch Snoop Dog music videos whilst in peoples' mouths. :roll:


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06 Jun 2011, 5:45 pm

That's the best place to watch them from.


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06 Jun 2011, 5:47 pm

There's a great definition on Urban Dictionary:
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah n***a" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother".
(there are funnier ones but they get a bit rude)

So according to this, it's "yes" via the scenic route.


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06 Jun 2011, 5:51 pm

Cornflake wrote:
There's a great definition on Urban Dictionary:
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah n***a" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother".
(there are funnier ones but they get a bit rude)

So according to this, it's "yes" via the scenic route.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So I suppose the fecal term for "shizzle" is somehow a modern(er) bastardization of the "sure". Strange how words can get so manipulated.

And perhaps I'm a loser for having known all this in the first place........


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06 Jun 2011, 5:52 pm

Nah man, it means you down with the kids like.


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06 Jun 2011, 5:58 pm

Fo' sho'
* does that wrist flip ting, innit *


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06 Jun 2011, 5:58 pm

Just like Flava Flav!

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