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16 Dec 2013, 10:11 am

ALF: I'm a cursed Melmacian, I belong to the room of the goshdarned.

Kate: Goshdarned?

ALF: Ours was a polite society.

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16 Dec 2013, 3:22 pm

I've never worked hard a day in my life, I'm so good looking everything falls on my lap. [she smiles then laughs]

Well everyone has problems

Not me, people project their hopes and fears onto me. They think that just because I'm attractive that I must have all the answers to life.

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16 Dec 2013, 4:08 pm

Don’t cry, Karen, Frosty’s not gone for good. You see, he was made out of Christmas snow and Christmas snow can never disappear completely. It sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time and takes the form of spring and summer rain. But you can bet your boots that when a good, jolly December wind kisses it, it will turn into Christmas snow all over again.

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16 Dec 2013, 5:20 pm

Aah, the 1990s. What an amazing decade.....

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16 Dec 2013, 6:13 pm

Emily: So, Buddy, how'd you sleep?

Buddy: Great! I got a full 40 minutes!

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16 Dec 2013, 6:19 pm

Oh, the yawning attacks are coming.....

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17 Dec 2013, 7:42 am

Documentary Director: Little girl, do you think cows should be ground up for food?

Louise: Only if they commit adultery.

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17 Dec 2013, 5:04 pm

Abe Lincoln Robot: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed refreshing drink from hops and barley. [drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I said the only way! Break down! [crushes a beer can on his head]

Lisa: This is a disgrace.

Selma: Hey, anything this bad has to be educational.

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17 Dec 2013, 6:27 pm

Everything Pinkie does is so adorable and makes me squee. Sorry Fluttershy, I can't love you, it's not you, it's me.

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17 Dec 2013, 6:36 pm

I like balmy weather even when it's winter.

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17 Dec 2013, 6:41 pm

Hilda: Oh, I know what I want; Flan! (conjures some up) It’s so wiggly!

Salem: I don’t know whether to eat it, or attack it.

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17 Dec 2013, 7:07 pm

arnoldmcguire335 wrote:

Everything Pinkie does is so adorable and makes me squee. Sorry Fluttershy, I can't love you, it's not you, it's me.

But does Pinkie Pie have eyes like this? I think not.

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17 Dec 2013, 7:54 pm

I donno why, but after my worries are allayed about something, I feel like coming here.

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17 Dec 2013, 11:41 pm

Ambrosia wrapped kryptonite.

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17 Dec 2013, 11:49 pm

At Blockbuster, everything must go in our final sale!

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18 Dec 2013, 12:37 am

Where's my guinness?

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