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18 Apr 2015, 2:07 am

every spring you go to trst and camp out there, trying to convince everyone you're reclaiming trst for the austro hungarian empire.


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18 Apr 2015, 2:09 am

and every spring you go to Macchu Picchu and proclaim yourself a king of the lost empire of your ancestors, wearing nothing but feathers and some war paint :P



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18 Apr 2015, 7:52 am

You smell like muffins, and sniff cheese cake for jars of gherkins! :D



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18 Apr 2015, 8:00 am

You have the table manners of a mongolian horde!



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18 Apr 2015, 10:53 am

your garden gate looks like a waffle!



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18 Apr 2015, 4:07 pm

You cook waffles that look like they were planted in a garden!


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18 Apr 2015, 5:58 pm

Your lasagna is made from tungsten!



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18 Apr 2015, 6:46 pm

Mingepiggen



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18 Apr 2015, 11:00 pm

Du kan godt lide bæ kage



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19 Apr 2015, 12:29 am

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19 Apr 2015, 12:44 am

Bet you can't do that without using a conversion tool.



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19 Apr 2015, 12:50 am

I bet your perfect pitch is a quarter tone off.



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19 Apr 2015, 1:28 am

your cerebellum is the size of a crater :P



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19 Apr 2015, 1:46 am

your cerebellum is the size of a cerebellum :bounce:



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19 Apr 2015, 1:50 am

your cerebellum is the shape of a carrot! :P



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19 Apr 2015, 1:51 am

you eat carrots that look like cerebellums :razz: