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Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You deserve to sing the song Dream It.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
You deserve to do the chicken dance.
Like the chicken dance!
Thats because you've got chicken legs.
No I don't, I'm bigger than a chicken.
Yeah, you're a turkey.
I'm no kind of bird.
Well you're a top hat then.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
You wear a foil hat to keep the Martians out.
You've got a woolly brain.
Better a woolly brain than a bird brain.
danmac Veteran
Joined: 22 Mar 2010Age: 52Gender: MalePosts: 3,652Location: chi town burbs
your a corduroy mammoth
Did you cut off your nose just to spite your face?
Your sneezes are so explosive, I'm surprised your nose haven't fallen off.
Your nose is so big that you can see it from the moon.
I don't care.