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ajpd1989
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19 Oct 2014, 1:38 pm

Sun block is made by cooling solar plasma into a solid cube, then grinding it up and mixing the powder with water.

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19 Oct 2014, 1:46 pm

i create calendars based on syzygy.

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19 Oct 2014, 2:00 pm

Alligators and crocodiles are the same.

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19 Oct 2014, 8:46 pm

I sold my soul to the devil.

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19 Oct 2014, 10:41 pm

The cat in my avatar is a black cat.

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19 Oct 2014, 10:55 pm

i look just like the young lady in my avatar.

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20 Oct 2014, 12:41 am

I have $7 billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.

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20 Oct 2014, 12:56 am

i wear a tortoise carapace to work. i bought it off of the Silk Road.

i work.

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20 Oct 2014, 1:17 am

Everything I say is a lie.

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20 Oct 2014, 1:32 am

A team of medical experts have discovered a new planet inhabited by angels.

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20 Oct 2014, 1:16 pm

If you attach buttered toast to a cat's back and push it off a table, it will stay spinning and could potentially be used as an environmentally friendly energy source. However, the cat will still be able use telekinesis to remove the toast. The favoured solution to this problem is a genetically engineered toast-cat, but another popular idea is training a dog to obstruct the cat's telekinetic powers.

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20 Oct 2014, 6:33 pm

Everything I say is true.

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20 Oct 2014, 7:09 pm

soap is mas-produced by hiring willing, valiant participants and soaking them completely in water for days, weeks on end until their skin macerates and their body fat becomes soap through hydrolysis.

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