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22 Oct 2014, 12:51 pm

Scientists have finally deternined exactly how many "angels can dance on the head of pin".

If the dance happens to be the Electric Slide: its usually around 42.

Other dances take different amounts of room. So mileage may vary.

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22 Oct 2014, 1:13 pm

I painted my cat's claws with fluorescent orange nail polish now that it's getting dark outside and I may step on him walking up the path.

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22 Oct 2014, 1:16 pm

The highest quality paper is made from recycled ducks. The process involves dehydrating the duck, crushing it, adding milk, rolling out the resulting paste and bleaching it. It is then stretched in a frame as it dries.

A useful by-product is agonised quacks, which are extracted and bottled during the crushing stage.

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22 Oct 2014, 2:09 pm

I don't like making rubber band bracelets.

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22 Oct 2014, 3:05 pm

My medical ID bracelet is made from rubber.

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22 Oct 2014, 4:17 pm

I smoke marijuana.

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22 Oct 2014, 6:15 pm

Knowing that I might regret saying something always stops me from saying it.

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22 Oct 2014, 6:26 pm

i blink at 33 miles per hour right after i come home from my job in measuring chicken spider legs in units of Ladytrons. i was hired because i can use a vaporizer well.

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22 Oct 2014, 6:43 pm

I grow marijuana.

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22 Oct 2014, 7:37 pm

I always think before I act.

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22 Oct 2014, 9:45 pm

I steal a rainbow and trade it for rain. Not a good bit of business, when I think of it now...

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22 Oct 2014, 10:13 pm

I can light things on fire using my mind.

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22 Oct 2014, 10:30 pm

the frigid greece is a good spot to see emperor penguins. very cold and barren.

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23 Oct 2014, 3:55 pm

I think before I speak.

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23 Oct 2014, 5:01 pm

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23 Oct 2014, 6:45 pm

I never wear rubber band bracelets.

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