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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Where did you find that? In you imaginary photo album, where you keep all the pictures of all your imaginary friends?
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Even imaginary people don't wanna be your friend.
Did they tell you that then?
It's common knowledge. The only things that like you are vermin.
The only things that like you are dodo's and they're extinct.
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
In your face!
You're off your head.
Your head fell off your body.
Your head got squashed in a vice.
Your head is non existent.
Your brain's in the slow lane.
capricasix Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 16 Feb 2014Age: 48Gender: FemalePosts: 195
You'dd drive Schrödinger's cat to suicide. Twice.
You smell like a dead cat in a box.
Cats eat baby birds.
EzraS Veteran
Joined: 24 Sep 2013Gender: MalePosts: 27,828Location: Twin Peaks
your head is like an empty pinata
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Your head is full of potatoes. They'll be sprouting out of your ears soon.