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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
I was just testing to see if you was awake.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
You have a flea in that Monkey Hood.
Venger Veteran
Joined: 15 Apr 2008Gender: MalePosts: 3,519
Yes I know you want to go and "spank-her-monkey" to squash the alleged flea in it.
You have a flea in your ear.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
You have more than one flea on you.
You're a friend of the fleas.
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
You drink flea juice for breakfast.
You eat giblets for your dinner.
You look like a goblin.
You look like a chewed up toffee.
You don't taste like toffee, Babybird!
You smell like sprouts.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,816
Which is what you strive to achieve one day...
You're already there.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
I'm sure someone said you were a cabbage.
You cabbage my swede.