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07 Mar 2018, 12:19 pm

I hacked Joe90's facebook account and found this profile picture

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07 Mar 2018, 1:09 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

I hacked Joe90's facebook account and found this profile picture

Yeah, that's me all right...

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07 Mar 2018, 1:22 pm

Joe90 wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

I hacked Joe90's facebook account and found this profile picture

Yeah, that's me all right...

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07 Mar 2018, 3:08 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

Joe90 wrote:

SaveFerris wrote:

I hacked Joe90's facebook account and found this profile picture

Yeah, that's me all right...

That better not be your facebook profile pic, I have been accused of such much recently , I think adding hacker to the list is going to make me look even worse than I already do

That ain't really me, in case some might take it literally. :lol:

It's OK you are not a hacker.

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07 Mar 2018, 4:03 pm

If Om Nom is round and green and he loves to eat candy, does that mean he's a Sweet Pea?

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07 Mar 2018, 6:33 pm

I went to the doctors to make an appointment. The receptionist said, "how about 10 tomorrow?" I told her I only need ONE appointment, not ten.

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07 Mar 2018, 10:33 pm

Donald Trump is not my president. Neither is Obama.

Because I live in Canada.

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07 Mar 2018, 11:46 pm

I'd love to see the inside of a tornado, I'd finally have something interesting to film.

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08 Mar 2018, 1:03 pm

I can't log in to this site. Why can't it just let me log in so that I can ask why I can't log in?

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08 Mar 2018, 1:06 pm

I can't log in either , I really want to reply to you and say I have the same problem but I can't

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08 Mar 2018, 1:26 pm

"The internet has gone!"
"I didn't take it.."

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08 Mar 2018, 1:31 pm

My internet has gone too , I bet Ezras pinched it as he works for the Russians

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08 Mar 2018, 2:53 pm

The snow is 18 inches deep and I can't get home. A hotel nearby has kindly offered me a free night there. I hope they let me just pop home and get my pyjamas and toothbrush first.

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08 Mar 2018, 3:17 pm

You’re lying—I don’t see any snow.

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09 Mar 2018, 1:17 am

If I punch myself and it hurts, does that mean I'm weak or that I'm strong?

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09 Mar 2018, 2:43 am

why does money flee from some people, and madly throw itself at other people?

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