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19 Mar 2016, 2:19 pm

Seventeen tombstones enraged a fluctuating wax earwig, there was not enough soil stuffed into the unicorn's ear so they dug a morbid and meandering ditch to offset the excess, when it was done, nobody questioned the motive or the firm hand of fate that urged them onwards. To this day if you blink very hard you might just catch a glimpse of these compelling creatures preparing to unravel the grim mystery.



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19 Mar 2016, 3:47 pm

I thought this song was released fin 1966, not 1964. You learn something new every day.


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19 Mar 2016, 3:53 pm

I think I'll finish off the apple strudels that I bought this morning. I'm craving that thing that you call....sweetness.


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19 Mar 2016, 4:26 pm

I know I have an eating disorder. I'm very aware. I don't need my fat shaming parents to point it out to me.


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19 Mar 2016, 4:29 pm

I also don't like the fat shaming that goes on in Love and Dating.


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19 Mar 2016, 4:35 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I also don't like the fat shaming that goes on in Love and Dating.


I'd be happy with just a girlfriend regardless of weight. Depending on how overweight, I'd go with a big woman. Bigger breasts that way anyway and God knows I am a titty man.



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19 Mar 2016, 4:37 pm

I seem to find a new "Twin" every several years.


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19 Mar 2016, 4:41 pm

I'm a big, strong 265-270 lbs.


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19 Mar 2016, 4:49 pm

Holy goddamn week.... :twisted: I'll just hope tht I won't get bored.


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19 Mar 2016, 5:10 pm

I'm tired of opening pages in new tabs, only for them to not start loading until I actually click to go to them. And I'm tired of Google Chrome's "Reload inactive tabs," feature that doesn't seem to have an option to disable. But I don't want to switch back to Firefox, Chrome has better extensions and I'm tired of constantly flipping between the two.



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19 Mar 2016, 5:47 pm

I'm tired of constant patches that sometimes cause problems


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19 Mar 2016, 5:47 pm

Did I miss much While I Was Sleeping? (Hey, sounds like a catchy name for a movie :) )


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19 Mar 2016, 5:50 pm

It would be nice ImAnAspie, in fact James Lovegrove the author of the novel I think he had an offer for a possible screenplay of one of his books though, I can't recall which one it is..


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19 Mar 2016, 5:54 pm

It's Insanity! - I've never slept so much in all my life


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19 Mar 2016, 5:55 pm

Well, if it's insanity do you need a quick trip to a psychiatric institution ImAnAspie? :lol:


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19 Mar 2016, 5:59 pm

kazanscube wrote:
It would be nice ImAnAspie, in fact James Lovegrove the author of the novel I think he had an offer for a possible screenplay of one of his books though, I can't recall which one it is..


I don't think I've ever heard of him.

I'm not much of a fiction/novel kind of person. Especially ones with all that lovey dovey, soppy stuff.

I'm more of a technical manual kind of guy.


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