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19 Mar 2016, 8:33 pm

I need to be a Sweet Pea to myself so I will stop craving sweets.


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19 Mar 2016, 8:38 pm

I'll bring out my Schultz helmet and German flag. That's one of the things I need to do in order to be a Sweet Pea towards myself. I'll even let myself wear the helmet. I've got to take my chances, even under my parents' roof.


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19 Mar 2016, 8:44 pm

It's better than burning myself out faking the life of a real lady. I've already burned myself out by overflaunting the Union Jack. I feel myself to be a man on the inside, therefore I'm a man.


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19 Mar 2016, 8:48 pm

First hike into the mountains and forest (a different forest to the one I live in) since Ross River, and...it's pretty good.

Don't really notice any more difficulty.

So, that's good.



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19 Mar 2016, 8:50 pm

As I kept saying yesterday, making peace with myself is like making peace with Germany for some very obvious reasons. Let's face it. I'm no Peter Newkirk. I make a much more convincing Schultz for obvious reasons.


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19 Mar 2016, 8:54 pm

Would a real Cockney want to wear a German helmet? I think the answer would be no. I'm not a real Cockney. Would a real 12 year old Cockney remind their 9 year old sister of Schultz? My answer is no.


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19 Mar 2016, 9:24 pm

The b***h walked in on me. Oh, well.


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19 Mar 2016, 9:26 pm

Making peace with myself is going to be a lot more challenging than I thought. She told me to put my helmet away.


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19 Mar 2016, 9:32 pm

I'm off to bed. The party's over for me.


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19 Mar 2016, 9:50 pm

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19 Mar 2016, 10:28 pm

ImAnAspie wrote:
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I told my dog not to post that.

She never listens.


Animals are like that in general.

I've got a little kitty, and every morning when I'm about to leave for work, I tell him, "Feel free to vacuum or do the dishes!", but he's too lazy to do that.


Well he would, but you see he's very busy plotting to take over the world....and with his studies in Philosophy.
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19 Mar 2016, 10:55 pm

Yes, I am a robot.



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19 Mar 2016, 11:28 pm

MjrMajorMajor wrote:
Yes, I am a robot.


But are you a good robot or a bad robot?


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20 Mar 2016, 1:08 am

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Yo ImAnAspie, whats up?

I am doing an illegal drug and I sleep less than you, why don't you stop taking that crap? Does it actually help you in anyway shape or form?

My sleep pattern is actually prefect right now, I am never tired and when I want to sleep I just mix weed with Latuda and I am unconscious in minutes and I wake up the same time every morning. Life is great.


Helps me get more sleep. As to whether I need it or not - that's debatable.


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20 Mar 2016, 1:15 am

AuroraBorealisGazer wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
QuillAlba wrote:
I told my dog not to post that.

She never listens.


Animals are like that in general.

I've got a little kitty, and every morning when I'm about to leave for work, I tell him, "Feel free to vacuum or do the dishes!", but he's too lazy to do that.


Well he would, but you see he's very busy plotting to take over the world....and with his studies in Philosophy.
:)


That's true :D


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20 Mar 2016, 1:19 am

ImAnAspie wrote:
AuroraBorealisGazer wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
QuillAlba wrote:
I told my dog not to post that.

She never listens.


Animals are like that in general.

I've got a little kitty, and every morning when I'm about to leave for work, I tell him, "Feel free to vacuum or do the dishes!", but he's too lazy to do that.


Well he would, but you see he's very busy plotting to take over the world....and with his studies in Philosophy.
:)


That's true :D


I haven't talked to you in a while. How are things?

And unfortunately I have to get offline now for sleeping purposes. Curse this need for rest!