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TallyMan
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21 May 2014, 11:42 am

You're a Dachshund.


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21 May 2014, 11:43 am

You're a Jack Russell.


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21 May 2014, 11:55 am

You go around shopping centres biting people's ankles.


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21 May 2014, 12:25 pm

You go round shopping centres asking for spare change. :lol:


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21 May 2014, 1:34 pm

You go around shopping centres chatting up security guards. :wink: :P


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21 May 2014, 1:38 pm

:lol:

You stand at the front of the bus chatting up the driver.


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21 May 2014, 1:42 pm

Bus? You mean you use public transport? How common. :P


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21 May 2014, 1:46 pm

Well buses weren't invented when you was a boy.

In fact neither was the wheel.


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21 May 2014, 2:17 pm

The rest of Europe turned the UK into an island to avoid you.



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21 May 2014, 2:19 pm

People have to wear an asbestos suit and mask before approaching you.


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21 May 2014, 2:22 pm

People on your street celebrate for a week when you go on holiday.



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21 May 2014, 2:25 pm

When you was born they stamped Risk to Public Safety on your forehead.


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21 May 2014, 3:35 pm

When you were born they stamped I'm an Idiot on you're forehead


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21 May 2014, 3:36 pm

The driver of the funny bus changed its name to "The Silly Bus" to avoid having you on the top deck.


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21 May 2014, 3:36 pm

There is no Funny Bus.


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21 May 2014, 3:37 pm

Lillikoi wrote:
The driver of the funny bus changed its name to "The Silly Bus" to avoid having you on the top deck.


I didn't know Sedentarian was on my bus.


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