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25 Mar 2016, 8:57 pm

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Political correctness has gone way too far.


You're not kidding. We've got a suburb here in Sydney called Blacktown and they were once considering calling it Colourtown so as not to offend anyone!


That doesn't make sense.


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25 Mar 2016, 9:00 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
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Political correctness has gone way too far.


You're not kidding. We've got a suburb here in Sydney called Blacktown and they were once considering calling it Colourtown so as not to offend anyone!


That doesn't make sense.


That's what everyone else thought. That's why the Government didn't go through with it.


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25 Mar 2016, 11:25 pm

Mirtazapine gives me the hiccups!

And does nothing as far as putting me to sleep which is why it was prescribed. I was prescribed 15mg at night before bed.
Last night, I took 240mg (16 times the recommended nightly dosage) and all it did was give me gastric reflux, hiccups and 2 episodes of vomiting.

I don't like it!


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25 Mar 2016, 11:37 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
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CockneyRebel wrote:
Political correctness has gone way too far.


You're not kidding. We've got a suburb here in Sydney called Blacktown and they were once considering calling it Colourtown so as not to offend anyone!


That doesn't make sense.



Love your avatar Cockney. Very inventive and skillful. I like the transparency.

Did you make it?


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25 Mar 2016, 11:40 pm

F people,

I can't believe I have to not be high for most of tomorrow cause my parents want to do some Easter crap, I am not a fan of holidays even religious ones. Its just another day and why can't I be high as kite. I seriously want to say screw it and do it since I am not impaired from it but my mom will know some how cause she always does and she'll bring that crap up next time we fight. I am already going to hear about it cause I been enlightened the last three times I have been around her.

She is no fool unfortunately, I need to know how she can tell cause I have talked to freaking cops in that state of mind and they don't even know.



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26 Mar 2016, 12:03 am

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F people,

I can't believe I have to not be high for most of tomorrow cause my parents want to do some Easter crap, I am not a fan of holidays even religious ones. Its just another day and why can't I be high as kite. I seriously want to say screw it and do it since I am not impaired from it but my mom will know some how cause she always does and she'll bring that crap up next time we fight. I am already going to hear about it cause I been enlightened the last three times I have been around her.

She is no fool unfortunately, I need to know how she can tell cause I have talked to freaking cops in that state of mind and they don't even know.


Just use eyedrops and act normally. Can't you act straight when you're stoned?


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26 Mar 2016, 12:14 am

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Just use eyedrops and act normally. Can't you act straight when you're stoned?



That is what is so strange is I don't feel impaired off it and she is always on my tail. I think she has a super natural nose so I think she smells it on me cause the only time I got away with it or the only time she hasn't brought it up was when I ate brownies. Funny thing is thats probably when I have been my highest around her. I am thinking I am just going do it and say screw it. She can b***h but I can also ignore her.

I guess I could make some brownies tonight... its kinda late but I could.



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26 Mar 2016, 12:27 am

Could you make yourself some of your special brownies before the rest of your family wakes up tomorrow morning?


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26 Mar 2016, 12:32 am

I asked her how she could tell and she said she admitted it wasn't bad but claims it changes my posture. If thats true she would have know the time I had edibles so I am calling bs on that and if it is true, there is no way I can correct that :skull:

As for CockneyRebel, I could but they are going to be at my place at 9 freaking am. I can't smoke inside they'll know when they walk in the door, I can't be cooking that crap when they come in either. But I can wake and bake to a cookie if I cook tonight.

Ah hell I'll go turn the oven on, I know I am going to do it anyway.



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26 Mar 2016, 12:41 am

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I have never had any meaningful relationships but out of the sexual partners I have had, one is in prison, one is dead and the other one has a horrible life. I would not recommend sleeping with me lol



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26 Mar 2016, 12:42 am

dcj123 wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:

Just use eyedrops and act normally. Can't you act straight when you're stoned?



That is what is so strange is I don't feel impaired off it and she is always on my tail. I think she has a super natural nose so I think she smells it on me cause the only time I got away with it or the only time she hasn't brought it up was when I ate brownies. Funny thing is thats probably when I have been my highest around her. I am thinking I am just going do it and say screw it. She can b***h but I can also ignore her.

I guess I could make some brownies tonight... its kinda late but I could.



Maybe she's just bluffing. Call her bluff, cover your ass and deny, deny, deny!


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26 Mar 2016, 12:43 am

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I would not recommend sleeping with me lol


I'm asexual and we're both male. Rest assured, it's never gonna happen :)


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26 Mar 2016, 12:50 am

You know without going into detail or revealing some disturbing s**t I have every symptom of and adult who has been sexual abused as a child.

Kinda makes me wonder if I am not autistic and than maybe I just had a screwed up past. Again not saying anything happened just saying this stuff is on the back of my mind when you guys post about relationships and sex. Just remember that and go light on that stuff.



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26 Mar 2016, 1:13 am

The Book Of The Dead

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It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Candar with a group of my colleagues.
Now my wife and I have retreated to a small cabin in the solitude of these mountains.
Here I continued my research undisturbed by the myriad distractions of modern civilization and far from the groves of academe.

I believe I have made a significant find in the Candarian Ruins.
A volume of Ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations.
It is entitled "Morturom Demonto"- roughly translated, "Book of the Dead".

The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood.

It deals with demons, demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain.

The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead.
They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book.
It is through recitation of these passages that the deamons are given licence to possess the living.

Tatra-ah-mis-trobeen
ha-zar-ta
Tantir-man-ov-mansis-oh-hazan-sobar.
Saman-da-robza
Dar-his-kiker-dan-de-rodza
Kanda!
Kanda!
Kanda!


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26 Mar 2016, 1:15 am

Sorry disregard last post,

I just kinda have a weird sense of sexuality, I get uncomfortable seeing couples in public.

I'd rather just avoid the subject of girl friends, sex, relationships, etc

Book of the dead, great, remember what I said about spiritual crap, I like to avoid that to. Damn, ImAnAspie you are picking all the awkward topics for me.