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29 Mar 2016, 6:36 pm

So, what have I missed here in this thread so far?


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29 Mar 2016, 6:37 pm

people listen. i gave it another thought.. i am thinking of wishing to be simply "a fish" BUT the fish talks and thinks exactly like me. BUT the only difference is the body (instead of a human body i am simply an intelligent fish and everything.



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29 Mar 2016, 6:38 pm

the world for some fish bait.



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29 Mar 2016, 6:58 pm

I'd also like to be able to swim like a fish.


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29 Mar 2016, 7:00 pm

It would be nice to have aquatic abilities..Image


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29 Mar 2016, 7:01 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
I'd also like to be able to swim like a fish.
^ Yeah. me too. And I really really wanted to be friends with fish.


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29 Mar 2016, 7:02 pm

i want to be a sexy fish 8)

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29 Mar 2016, 7:03 pm

First Twilight Woman and than a German song that's close to my heart that will get me through the evening.


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29 Mar 2016, 7:10 pm

guys i want to be a fish BUT not permanent, well lets say adventure or a dream but not permanent
i love being who i am as a human :wink:



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29 Mar 2016, 7:15 pm

Well speaking of sea life I'd probably choose to be the following-Image in Norse mythology known as The Krakken


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29 Mar 2016, 8:11 pm

i didn't talk about sexy women for awhile. i hope i continue being civilized like that instead of talking like low class and pervs :lol:



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29 Mar 2016, 8:20 pm

this just in- women with endometriosis have a 200% increase in their chances for cardiac ailments, it is a symptomatic marker for systemic inflammation. the recommendation for these women is to adopt a low-carb diet, 30 minutes daily vigorous exercise [break a sweat] and to keep one's BMI below 25.



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29 Mar 2016, 8:41 pm

Oh My God

I have had a major heart attack followed by minor one, I so almost got arrested for drugs an hour ago like a freaking idiot. I went to the store and forgot I had my weed on me and there was a cop there. The cop approached me and told me I smelled like drugs. I totally freaked out mentally and told him yeah I got bumped into by a homeless dude that smelled like weed. He asked me if I was alright and had me empty my pockets, luckily for me I have this side pocket that goes by unnoticed. He told me stay safe and got in his car and left. Wow... I had at least six heart attacks followed by two strokes.

Why in the hell did I carry that with me? What did I think I was going to do with it in public? God I am idiot, I have done this years and thats the closes I have came to being arrested and to think it was a rookie mistake. Wow if I am going to be that stupid maybe I should consider quitting. At least it wouldn't have effected my housing cause its off property so I just would have spent the night in jail. Still that was nerve racking and I think my heart beat is irregular from that crap.



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29 Mar 2016, 8:42 pm

Popcorn.


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29 Mar 2016, 8:44 pm

dcj123 wrote:
Oh My God

I have had a major heart attack followed by minor one, I so almost got arrested for drugs an hour ago like a freaking idiot. I went to the store and forgot I had my weed on me and there was a cop there. The cop approached me and told me I smelled like drugs. I totally freaked out mentally and told him yeah I got bumped into by a homeless dude that smelled like weed. He asked me if I was alright and had me empty my pockets, luckily for me I have this side pocket that goes by unnoticed. He told me stay safe and got in his car and left. Wow... I had at least six heart attacks followed by two strokes.

Why in the hell did I carry that with me? What did I think I was going to do with it in public? God I am idiot, I have done this years and thats the closes I have came to being arrested and to think it was a rookie mistake. Wow if I am going to be that stupid maybe I should consider quitting. At least it wouldn't have effected my housing cause its off property so I just would have spent the night in jail. Still that was nerve racking and I think my heart beat is irregular from that crap.

I sure hope you can move away from hell and to a state where it is legal.



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29 Mar 2016, 8:52 pm

drugs scares me. the word itself has an unpleasant sound.