Post a blatant lie

Page 558 of 1216 [ 19456 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 555, 556, 557, 558, 559, 560, 561 ... 1216 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

naturalplastic
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Age: 70
Gender: Male
Posts: 35,189
Location: temperate zone

16 Nov 2014, 8:28 am

Thank you.

Sedentarian
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 28 Aug 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 6,682
Location: Madison, WI

16 Nov 2014, 11:31 am

I live in the fifth dimension, where people can grow to be enormous and every growth spurt comes with an extremely pleasurable, euphoric sensation.

_________________
Mildly autistic WrongPlanet Member, teenage boy, and screen time lover extraordinaire. PM me if you want!

MathematicalOwl
Velociraptor

Joined: 10 Apr 2013
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 406

16 Nov 2014, 12:06 pm

My hands are 1-dimensional. However, my mind is multi-dimensional and made of ground almonds.

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,808
Location: the island of defective toy santas

16 Nov 2014, 4:15 pm

I can play golf with my woodie.

FracturedRocket
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Jul 2014
Age: 47
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,111
Location: Planet Jendell

16 Nov 2014, 5:07 pm

The Saints won today.

_________________
Shock me!

auntblabby
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 114,808
Location: the island of defective toy santas

16 Nov 2014, 5:09 pm

the next two years will be full of good harmony and cooperation.

KyleTheGhost
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jul 2008
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 70,218
Location: Wisconsin

16 Nov 2014, 5:11 pm

Vampires thrive in the sunlight.

_________________
I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.

TheTrueMayhem
Deinonychus

Joined: 29 Oct 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 370
Location: Pandaemonium

16 Nov 2014, 5:28 pm

I find Jamaican dancehall to be quite pleasing music.

I hope my ex-girlfriend's life is filled with happiness and is relatively trauma-free.

Korpiklaani isn't music. They suck, and anyone who likes them deserves to die.

FracturedRocket
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 24 Jul 2014
Age: 47
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,111
Location: Planet Jendell

16 Nov 2014, 6:46 pm

Classical music makes me relax.

_________________
Shock me!

jk1
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Sep 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,817

16 Nov 2014, 8:19 pm

You are legally allowed to steal other people's money if you can chemically and passionately prove your honesty.

TheTrueMayhem
Deinonychus

Joined: 29 Oct 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 370
Location: Pandaemonium

16 Nov 2014, 8:43 pm

Claiming to be anti-feminist but pro-equality makes sense, is totally not mutually-exclusive, and if you think this, you totally don't deserve to die!

Kiprobalhato
Veteran
Veteran