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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
You're having a baby?! Who's the daddy?
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Chuck Norris is your daddy
Chuck Norris is your mummy!
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
Who the f***s chuck Norris?
The man whose beard looks exactly like yours.
You can't even grow a beard.
You've got a great moustache.
You've got a wart on the end of your nose.
You've got a Great Danes breath.
You smell like moldy cheese.
People have to amputate their nose to be around you.
capricasix Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 16 Feb 2014Age: 48Gender: FemalePosts: 195
This conversation stinks!
Much like you.
f**k you all!
Your tongue has toadstools growing on it.
You can claen your own bottom with your tongue.