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babybird
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22 May 2014, 12:50 pm

You paint stripes on zebras.


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22 May 2014, 1:02 pm

You lick the stripes off zebra crossings.


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22 May 2014, 1:07 pm

You steal sweets off little children.


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22 May 2014, 1:31 pm

Not if you get to them first!


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22 May 2014, 1:34 pm

You came last in the human race.


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22 May 2014, 1:41 pm

You came first in the race to the bottom. :P


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22 May 2014, 1:43 pm

You're a cabbage patch kid.


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22 May 2014, 2:07 pm

They should make a show about you on tv called CSI:UK. CSI stands for Come See Idiocy.



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22 May 2014, 2:08 pm

You have a head of lettuce.


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22 May 2014, 2:53 pm

You've got eyes like ping pong balls.


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22 May 2014, 3:40 pm

Your ears are the shape of balls. It's ugly!


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22 May 2014, 3:42 pm

You've got a clowns nose.


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22 May 2014, 3:44 pm

You wear clown shoes.


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22 May 2014, 3:45 pm

You are a clown


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22 May 2014, 3:46 pm

Well, you drive a clown car!



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22 May 2014, 3:48 pm

You drive the walking bus


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