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09 Mar 2018, 2:48 am

^ because the little people on them actually have legs, you just don't see them.

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09 Mar 2018, 3:02 am

oh. but still why does it flee so many people and fly straight into the wallets of people like bill gates and POTUS? what does it have against so many people? :scratch:

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09 Mar 2018, 4:30 am

Thanks to me Kremlin controls all your internets now. You're welcome.

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11 Mar 2018, 4:53 pm

I wonder what it's like to live in Siberia.

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11 Mar 2018, 5:04 pm

Gay marriage is legal in Texas.

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11 Mar 2018, 5:57 pm

I wonder what it's like to live on phobos or deimos?

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11 Mar 2018, 6:37 pm

From Phobos, you get to see Mars with the greatest apparent size of any celestial body in the Solar System as seen from any other celestial body.

Wikipedia wrote:

As seen from Phobos, Mars would appear 6,400 times larger and 2,500 times brighter than the full Moon appears from Earth, taking up a quarter of the width of a celestial hemisphere.

It must feel like you’d better avoid the slightest jump or you’ll fall head-first onto Mars, even though you wouldn’t really be able to escape Phobos’s gravity by jumping; you’d just jump reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally high. And if you could, you still wouldn’t fall to Mars; you’d just leave Phobos behind and orbit the planet by yourself, but that’s another story.

Oh, was this supposed to be about dumb questions?

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11 Mar 2018, 6:40 pm

^^^that's faskinnyating :mrgreen:

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11 Mar 2018, 6:46 pm

I wonder why they don't show this documentary in astronomy classes.

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13 Mar 2018, 5:29 pm

Poediatrist: one who goes on a diatribe about Edgar Allan Poe and ends up with his foot in his mouth.

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13 Mar 2018, 5:43 pm

a device for measuring colorful car accidents is called a collideascope.

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13 Mar 2018, 5:45 pm

If one was to prepare a meal consisting a spammy version of meat from a certain creature from a certain TI game, are they opening a can of Wumpus?

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13 Mar 2018, 7:01 pm

Why do teachers not care less when a kid is being bullied but go completely berserk when a kid is chewing gum?

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13 Mar 2018, 9:10 pm

^^^that's not such a dumb question at all.

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13 Mar 2018, 9:30 pm

If I eat french fries and german potato salad at the same time, what will happen to me?

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14 Mar 2018, 2:24 am

You'll go back in time to the Carolingian Empire?

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