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15 Mar 2021, 4:17 am

they are as real as volvap's gods.

what is aspirin made out of?



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15 Mar 2021, 4:20 am

Aspie rhinos.

How to use a telescope?


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15 Mar 2021, 4:48 am

If used during the day ensure it is pointing at the sun; if you smell something cooking as you look through it it is working correctly.

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15 Mar 2021, 5:06 am

Open it; pour whiskey inside; make a small hole with a tap; drink when no one is looking.

Are hearts heart-shaped?


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15 Mar 2021, 6:11 am

Due to typo's they smell funny.

Is the o-zone layer in danger after last night's pizza?



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15 Mar 2021, 12:52 pm

Yes.
Where else did anyone get their pizzas from and why it was so popular?


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15 Mar 2021, 12:56 pm

I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

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15 Mar 2021, 1:04 pm

I take the Fifth!

Ever taken the Fifth of Beethoven?



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15 Mar 2021, 6:28 pm

I took it in Braille.

Ever won the lottery and sailed off into the sunset?


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15 Mar 2021, 8:52 pm

i won the canadian lotto several times but they took it away from me. :|

how much is a canadian lotto ticket?



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15 Mar 2021, 8:56 pm

A Daily Double.

Who put the bomp in the ____ ____ ____ ______ ?


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15 Mar 2021, 9:31 pm

toilet with the bathwater.

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15 Mar 2021, 9:33 pm

awwwww!! !! :heart:

(always crap outdoors here)


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15 Mar 2021, 9:35 pm

success.

crying __ ___ ______



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15 Mar 2021, 9:54 pm

because my toe hurts.

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15 Mar 2021, 10:00 pm

sucks, bad bad BAD!

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