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Lillikoi
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22 May 2014, 3:53 pm

You drive in the bike lane.

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That guy is a dingus.

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22 May 2014, 3:54 pm

I'd look a bit funny going to school at my time of life. :lol:

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22 May 2014, 7:23 pm

You can't teach new tricks to an old... monkey?...

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22 May 2014, 9:34 pm

You rival infomercials for insincerity.

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22 May 2014, 11:18 pm

you have a nose the shape of a bent carrot.

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23 May 2014, 1:38 am

You look like an old boot.

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23 May 2014, 3:36 pm

You wear winter boots in July.

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23 May 2014, 3:37 pm

You're the old woman who lives in a shoe.

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23 May 2014, 6:31 pm

♫ Baby Bird, you stay on my mind,
Fulfil my fantasies.
I think about you all the time,
I see you in my dreams.

Baby Bird, not a day goes by,
Without my fantasies.
I think about you all the time,
I see you in my dreams. ♫

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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

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