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KyleTheGhost
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23 Nov 2014, 6:36 am

Nothing has changed on the site.


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23 Nov 2014, 7:36 am

The two facts that he knows about ducks are true, and he is actually Queen Elizabeth II. All we know is he's not called The Stig. Sorry for the Stig joke, but it's the first thing I thought of when I saw the subject line.


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23 Nov 2014, 1:46 pm

The current political climate has caused giant spiders to become a very real and very serious problem. Although the population of spiders has risen only a little since prehistoric times, their behaviour has changed drastically. They now regularly prey on humans. Historically, deaths have been low, with only one or two confirmed deaths a year and an estimated six unconfirmed (worldwide). However, this year, the number has risen to eleven confirmed in the USA alone and ninety-seven worldwide. An official estimate of total deaths has not yet been released.



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23 Nov 2014, 2:33 pm

I haven't been missing old friends.



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23 Nov 2014, 4:14 pm

I'm so excited to march in that wonderful parade tonight. I love wearing my band uniform.



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23 Nov 2014, 5:07 pm

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23 Nov 2014, 6:09 pm

Sure, your car will go faster in Denver than it will in San Diego! Altitude means nothing!

While I'm at it, carburettors most definitely do not suck. You're worse off switching to a fuel-injected setup.


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23 Nov 2014, 6:20 pm

I am really enjoying the upgrade to WP. I also like not having custom ranks.


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23 Nov 2014, 10:36 pm

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24 Nov 2014, 1:33 am

I invented seedless cheese.



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24 Nov 2014, 6:20 am

I'm fine. Really.


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24 Nov 2014, 9:08 am

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24 Nov 2014, 10:17 am

Last night I went to a fancy dressed ball, where I put a lampshade on my head, swung from the chandelier, and bobbed for cherries in the punch bowl.



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24 Nov 2014, 10:22 am

I really love it when cartoon characters make up a disease name simply by putting "itis" at the end of a word. I have never have a nerd attack because I totally do not know that a disease ending in "itis" really means the inflammation of something, such as tonsillitis.

I also really don't feel embarrassed about posting three times in a row. :oops:



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25 Nov 2014, 2:57 am

I love not being able to say the name of the Showtime show which provided my avatar on these forums.


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25 Nov 2014, 4:03 am

I am not disturbed by the disturbances happening in a certain Midwestern city right now. :(