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TallyMan
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24 May 2014, 6:40 am

You are still wearing the same underpants and spacesuit after all your years of membership here. Not saying you are ripe, but...


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24 May 2014, 7:20 am

are those things crawling out of beard brain cells or head lice?
either way dude,
here's a comb

Oh, comb overs aren't in
or back
but they haven't gone away!


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24 May 2014, 8:17 am

Your diet seems to be working, perhaps a little too well:

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24 May 2014, 8:32 am

It's time you went on a diet, fatty.


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24 May 2014, 9:40 am

It's time you stopped eating baked beans, farty.


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24 May 2014, 9:43 am

You fart every time you sneeze.


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24 May 2014, 9:54 am

You fart every step you take, which makes for quite a bizarre sound when you run.


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24 May 2014, 10:02 am

You look funny when you run.


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24 May 2014, 10:06 am

You look runny when you are having fun.


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24 May 2014, 10:09 am

You're a cunny funt.


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24 May 2014, 1:21 pm

I don't think cunny funt is a real thing.


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24 May 2014, 1:23 pm

Are you funny by accident?


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24 May 2014, 1:28 pm

babybird wrote:
You're a cunny funt.


You should have your mouth washed out with soap.



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24 May 2014, 1:29 pm

You could use some soap and water too.


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24 May 2014, 1:29 pm

You should gargle nitroglycerine.


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24 May 2014, 1:30 pm

You should your head down the bog.


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