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TallyMan
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24 May 2014, 1:31 pm

Not after you've washed your hair in there!


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24 May 2014, 1:33 pm

You wash your hair in poo.


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24 May 2014, 1:34 pm

You brush your teeth with a dirty toilet brush.



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24 May 2014, 1:36 pm

You can fit a whole bog brush in your big mouth.


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24 May 2014, 1:38 pm

Compared to you sewage smells like potpourri.



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24 May 2014, 1:39 pm

What the f***s potpourri?


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24 May 2014, 1:41 pm

There is an amazing new thing called Google. Try using it.



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24 May 2014, 1:43 pm

Alright!

There's no need to get shirty with me. :lol:


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24 May 2014, 1:46 pm

I always forget that your knowledge is limited since you can only read pop-up kids books. :P



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24 May 2014, 1:48 pm

That might rue but you're just limited to looking at the pictures.


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24 May 2014, 1:50 pm

What happened? did your adult helper allow you type on your own?



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24 May 2014, 1:51 pm

Have you been allowed out in public since your last little incident?


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24 May 2014, 2:04 pm

You're threatened with jail time if you come out in public.



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24 May 2014, 2:08 pm

You're threatened by little old ladies.


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24 May 2014, 2:10 pm

That's not true, I'm not threatened by you at all.



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24 May 2014, 2:13 pm

You're a soap dodger and you smell like wee. :lol:


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