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Murihiku
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28 May 2014, 9:35 pm

Dumb butt


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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28 May 2014, 9:42 pm

Unlike your own, which protests flatulently loudly and often... :rabbit:



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29 May 2014, 3:17 am

:lol:

Funny face!


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29 May 2014, 5:11 pm

You're the wart, on the boil that lies on the backside of humanity. :lol:



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29 May 2014, 5:14 pm

It's a good thing you're not human then. :P


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29 May 2014, 5:19 pm

Oooh, someones got spontaneity. Where did you buy it from Tesco's?



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29 May 2014, 6:30 pm

You hired a ghost writer to accomplish that zinger...just admit it...
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30 May 2014, 4:05 am

I like doing business with your kind. I only have to pay them in the afterlife. 8)



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30 May 2014, 1:25 pm

You've got short arms and long pockets.


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30 May 2014, 1:46 pm

Are you calling me cheap? You've got cheap written twice in your signature. It's written in bird talk though.



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30 May 2014, 1:50 pm

Yeah you are cheep.

You're cheep as chips.


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30 May 2014, 1:55 pm

You eat your own vomit to save on food bills.



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30 May 2014, 1:58 pm

You're a disgrace.


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30 May 2014, 2:00 pm

You're a farce.



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30 May 2014, 2:01 pm

You're tragic.


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30 May 2014, 2:04 pm

You're dead from the neck up.