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17 Jun 2016, 3:03 am

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."

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17 Jun 2016, 3:46 am

Dillogic wrote:

I buried Toothy in the garden inside of a little coffin I made for it.

Hi Dillogic,

I just saw this. I'm sorry to hear about Toothy.

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17 Jun 2016, 3:49 am

^Yeah.

RIP toothy.

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17 Jun 2016, 3:53 am

AuroraBorealisGazer wrote:

I say/do stuff like that all the time

Where's that filter when you need it?

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17 Jun 2016, 4:15 am

Carambola.

Carambola is a great word.

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17 Jun 2016, 4:56 am

@tinky2 I think you did a good job being sarcastic. Maybe next time she'll say it to her face? Who's to know.

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17 Jun 2016, 7:19 am

I admit that I do explicitly said that I'm a learner.

But I never explicitly said I'm a "Fast Learner". Not even in my résumé.
Sorry, but that's just too business-sy for my taste, too unoriginal, and too subjective that it could gone untrue.

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17 Jun 2016, 1:22 pm

Urgh, my Mum and sister are both really emotional right now >-<

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17 Jun 2016, 2:16 pm

So Disney and Square Enix walk into a bar...and the result is Kingdom Hearts?

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17 Jun 2016, 3:11 pm

Kuraudo777 wrote:

So Disney and Square Enix walk into a bar...and the result is Kingdom Hearts?

Not sure.

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17 Jun 2016, 3:25 pm

^It was a joke.

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17 Jun 2016, 3:27 pm

opps.. :oops: :oops:

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17 Jun 2016, 3:58 pm

If I wish to be a proper dignified chap I'll need to broaden my cricket knowledge.

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17 Jun 2016, 6:07 pm

Bopping in the Park with You've Gotta Have Friends at 6 tonight! I can't wait. :bounce:

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17 Jun 2016, 7:10 pm

It's CockneyRebel (Dramatic theatrical music plays)

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17 Jun 2016, 9:01 pm

Cheese is so wonderful....

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