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i imagined a cartoon this afternoon which i can not draw.
it is a cartoon of me being a prime minister with autism, and some governmental agents placing signs behind the head of the person i am talking to. the sign on the left is an arrow pointing to the right saying "look there!", and the sign to the right is an arrow pointing left saying "look there".
so i can not get out of the cycle of looking at each sign and obeying them, and to all other people it looks like i am shaking my head saying "no" to whoever i am talking to.
it is a complicated thought that i will document now because i will forget it when i fail to encapsulate it in a drawing or something so whatever.

Insomnia is driving me nuts.

So, a pirate walks into a bar. Looks like the quintessential pirate -- peg leg, hook on one hand, eye patch, the whole nine yards. In addition to all this, he's got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants.

He walks up to the bar, and orders a whiskey. The bartender pours the pirate a glass, and says to him "I don't want to offend, but I thought you should know -- you've got a steering wheel attached to your fly." The pirate nods his head, and says:

"Arrrgh, I know. And it's driving me nuts."

Ah! Confucius say:

"Man who sticks penis in jar of peanut butter is f*****g nuts."

Confucius say:

"Man who pee in wind get his own back."

I love the way no one acknowledges I am even here except for some one to basically tell me I am idiot a few pages back (In my response to temperance's post). I am surprised at how much I don't care, I actually love being this broken, it gives me a unique prospective. I also can't tell if maybe I am taking the religion thing to seriously but maybe my unique prospective is linked to my religion. You know no one listened to Noah either, maybe I am not meant to be noticed. That is a unique trait that might come in handy in revelations.

Well screw it all, I am going to play Turok alone because I am a selfish human and that feels good. Why should I contribute to a sociality that would rather I die then be on disability. Either our governments are corrupt from the inside or there is a huge war on the free world coming. I am seriously suggesting you don't listen to what other people say, pick up a KJV version of the bible and read revelations and compare them to todays events. Its pretty obvious we are getting extremely close, google Paul Begley, he is not insane like most of youtube, his stuff is straight from the bible.

Find another book that has so much of it come true over countless years. I actually don't know that I consider myself religious, most religions have no freaking idea what God has ever said. How can a book this popular go unread?

Chinese takeaway will be here in about an hour.

Where's mine? Tight fisted or what?

I've eaten it all up now.

I'm partial to a chicken stir fry.

We had noodles and curry and veg and chips. But no chicken.