dcj123 wrote:
Didn't anyone else notice that Foobaz left when I said he was NSA?
I think the truth might be out there,

Oh hell I went to the dark net and now the gov is going to kill me like they killed Edward Snowden. I AM SCREWED LOL

What's NSA?! That means nothing in Australia.
P.S.
Kazan-san,
In answer to your question, Shields Up is scanning your external IP address (your router).
I haven't used Shields Up in years since when I used to administer an OpenBSD firewall using pf.
Fully stealthed is usually best but you're at least going to be sending out packets to port 80 TCP which means you'll have some no name high TCP port open above 1024 for receiving.
Best thing to do is to drop all incoming SYN packets ( SYNchronise connection attempts). Make it look like you're not there at all.
I could find you using nmap and guess with high precision, what OS you are using.
Your firewall's going to be useless if someone sends you something like back orifice in an email or you pick it up from a site you browsed to because once established, it'll start sending out packets, and any connection initiated from inside your internal network will be allowed just like when you initiate a three way handshake with a Web server on port 80 TCP.
Your firewall can't distinguish between you initiating it or some virus/malware. Once initiated, your router will do NAT (Network Address Translation) (act as a go between for your internal 'private' IP addresses and your external IP address) and allow the opening of receiving port numbers, in and out.
I'm typing upside down at the moment and my arm's nearly about to drop off. Besides, I've got to go outside in a moment.
Ask me anything you want. I'll get back to you tomorrow.
_________________
Your Aspie score: 151 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
Formally diagnosed in 2007.
Learn the simple joy of being satisfied with little, rather than always wanting more.