Well, seeing as I am no longer unemployed, I'd say this one. It's a parody of the song "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5, starring one of those pig-faced guards from Jabba's Palace in Return of the Jedi.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_93QVNSCmg[/youtube]
I came from the stars, and made a right
I met Owen Mars, and he said he might
know of a way
for me to get paid
guarding an entryway...
I took my resume card that same night
I added "Sail Barge" to the top-right
I got off my butt
hoping I'd make the cut
and impress the large Hutt...
And what he showed me was this:
I stuck out my tongue and rolled it,
I wiggled my tail and showed
That I got moves like Jabba
Yeah I got moves like Jabba
I got the mo-oooo-oves like Jabba
I can't work a Mac or PC,
He's got other guards like me
But I got moves like Jabba
Yeah I got moves like Jabba
I got the mo-oooo-oves like Jabba
So if you need a job, and speak Rancor
Just practice your turns, on the dance floor
Get some translating skills
Make a few Jedi kills
Cause the spot will get filled...
Unless you do it like this:
Just stick out your tongue and roll it,
Just wiggle your tail and show
That you got moves like Jabba
Yeah you got moves like Jabba
Yeah you've got mo-ooo-oves like Jabba
Just hang up your bounties frozen,
And munch on a frog or toad
And you can move like Jabba
Yeah you can move like Jabba
Yeah you can mo-ooo-oove like Jabba
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Why yes I'm surprised you noticed, I AM evil... or as we like to call it, the dark side. 
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