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18 Mar 2018, 5:28 pm

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It's 0 degrees today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow..


That's not a dumb quote lol


Well, no, but there's no such thing as 'twice as cold as 0' because 0 doesn't have a double or a minus (like 0+0), so the quote gets dumber the more you think about it. :P


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20 Mar 2018, 1:10 pm

Joe90 wrote:
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Joe90 wrote:
It's 0 degrees today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow..


That's not a dumb quote lol


Well, no, but there's no such thing as 'twice as cold as 0' because 0 doesn't have a double or a minus (like 0+0), so the quote gets dumber the more you think about it. :P


Unless you realise it's figurative, meaning it's really cold (or was) :wink:


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20 Mar 2018, 3:52 pm

Well, yer I suppose so. ^^^^^


If two men have sex, will one of them get pregnant?

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If my boyfriend gives me butt sex, will I get pregnant in my colon?


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If womb is pronounced "woom" and tomb is pronounced "toom" then why isn't the word bomb pronounced "boom"?

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That IS what bombs call themselves! :D



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21 Mar 2018, 4:40 am

Joe90 wrote:
Well, yer I suppose so. ^^^^^


If two men have sex, will one of them get pregnant?

OR

If my boyfriend gives me butt sex, will I get pregnant in my colon?


Yes to both :lol:


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21 Mar 2018, 1:56 pm

If Hank Hill is king of the hill, does that make his wife Peggy queen of the hill?


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08 Apr 2018, 5:22 pm

Oldsmobiles should be renamed Oldesmobiles.



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08 Apr 2018, 6:42 pm

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08 Apr 2018, 6:46 pm

been so long since there's been a new Olds, mebbe I oughta start calling 'em Moldsmobiles :mrgreen:



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09 Apr 2018, 9:11 am

Expressions I've really grown to hate:

"Everyone as a little bit autistic."

"Normal is just a setting on a dryer."

I'm sorry, I just find these stupid feel good expressions that, in the end, make me feel bad.



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12 Apr 2018, 4:04 pm

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13 Apr 2018, 12:35 pm

Will my light pink lipstick turn into hot pink lipstick if I heat in the microwave?