You learn something new everyday: what did you learn today?

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I learned what a kaiser roll was.

I have now also learned what the word 'jargon' means.

That my gut feeling is rarely ever wrong.

That after I orgasm I only have to wait three minutes to do it again.

I'm doing something right ;D

Always check to see if you've opened the half-gallon milk carton before shaking it.

The reason why so many people like my mom, and hate me and my wife.

That no matter what I do when it comes to social rules - I can never win.

If the first year, I buy them an easter present, they tell me not to.

If the second year, I don't buy them an easter present, they get upset with me and tell me that I have to give an easter present.

And the third year, when I buy them an easter present, they accuse me of trying to make them fat and tell me to stop buying them easter presents.

*sigh* repeat cycle again.

It doesn't matter if a person is autistic or NT. There's good and bad in everyone. Some Aspies can nasty and some NTs can be nice.

Tru dat.

I've also learned that due to my low blood sugar that I should eat when I'm hungry and not after the fact. I'm going to have breakfast right now.

I learned that my mom still likes to give me Easter baskets just because my younger siblings get them. Not only does she still give me a basket, but she overfills mine too!! ! All I askd her for was a giant chocolate bunny that she coulda just handed to me plus take me to get my belly button pierced. Apparently she didn't listen -___-

Well yesterday I learned not to be so worried about other people, cause chances are things will turn out fine for them.

And today I learned that even my Stepdad can forget passwords. Luckily, the one he typed happened to be the right one.

Not to run and hide after every conflict that I have here.

today I learned to get in my house without a key